Would you like to be a fan of the Molars?

Why not join the Molars fan club? Become a member and send us a photo of yourself (no naked pictures please…actually come to think of it if you want to send us naked pics that’s up to you) and we’ll stick the pics up on the fans’ wall! Not the naked ones though. Well..depends on how naked. No actually come to think of it, no. Or yes.
If you would like to be photographed with the Molars send us a mail to Sam Barnes, (our hair stylist) at thisisalovelysausage@yahoo.co.uk and we’ll send you details of how we can arrange for this to happen.

If you want to buy a Molars tee shirt please send us payment via Paypal and we will get one off to you asap.

If you would like to be considered as a Singing Molar send mp3s and photo and cv to Sam Barnes at the above email

I you would like to appear in any videos with the Molars please contact  our video contacter Vick on thisisaloveleysausage@yahoo.co.uk

If you would like dinner with any of the Molars please understand this will cost you £50 and you will have to pick up the bill. And that DK likes Italian and Chinese.

If you would like to bathe with the Molars the price and venue are negotiable. Please send suggestions of how much you’d be willing to pay in a plain brown envelope, which Molar you fancy and when, and we’ll check in their diary and ask them if they can be arsed. Please send photo.

If you would like to marry a Molar the price and venue are negotiable. Please send suggestions of how much you’d be willing to pay in a plain brown envelope, which Molar you fancy and when, and we’ll check in their diary and ask them if they can be arsed. Please send photo.