 Job: Singer and Dentist. Instrument: kazoo and percussion Dance: the twist Gesture: the limp wrist Wig: Yes Leisure pursuit: surfing Star sign: Taurus Favourite sort of patient: untalkative Colour of plastic glove: Purple Favourite food: apple |
Favourite toothpaste: McCleans Toothpick: Wood Dental instrument: Scraper Masked: Never. Smock or causal top: Smock Marital status: Flitting Favourite word: Septicemia Favourite Footballer: Drogba Most hated footballer: Drogba Animal: Mouse |
 Job: Singer and Dentist. Instrument: kazoo and percussion Dance: the watusi Gesture: the high kick Wig: Yes Leisure pursuit: surfing Star sign: Taurus Favourite sort of patient: ebullient Colour of plastic glove: Lime Green Favourite food: celery |
Favourite toothpaste: Colgate Toothpick: plastic Dental instrument: mirror on a stick Masked: always Smock or causal top: Uniform Marital status: Married to B. Earl Gritdick Favourite word: Puss Favourite Footballer: Lampard Most hated footballer: Carragher Animal: Mouse |
 Job: Singer and Dentist. Instrument: kazoo and percussion Dance: the stand still and do nothing Gesture: the torn calf Wig: No. Bald spot: yes Leisure pursuit: surfing Star sign: Taurus Favourite sort of patient: drugged Colour of plastic glove: off white |
Favourite food: toothsome carrot and coriander soup Favourite toothpaste: Euthymol Toothpick: silver Dental instrument: cuspidor Masked: mint green mask Smock or causal top: suit Marital status: Divorced. Going out with Billy Jo Jobil Favourite word: gnashers Favourite Footballer: Terry Most hated footballer: Terry Animal: Dog |
 Job: Singer and gardenerInstrument: guitar Dance: whilst playing, jerk about a bit Gesture: the strum Wig: No. Bald spot: no Leisure pursuit: cricket Star sign: Capricorn Favourite sort of patient: him Colour of plastic glove: n/a Favourite food: kfc Favourite toothpaste: Tesco |
Toothpick: uses floss Dental instrument: the chair Masked: at Halloween Smock or causal top: gardening overalls Marital status: Divorced. Living with partner Claire Smallpiece Favourite word: bouganvillea Favourite cricketer: Graeme Swann Most hated cricketer: that Nel bloke of South Africa Animal: ant |
 Job: Entrepreneur and CEO of Tremlett and Hardrada CementInstrument: kazoo and rapping Dance: the mashed potato Gesture: the brandished fist Wig: Fuck off Leisure pursuit: drinkin Star sign: Taurus Favourite sort of patient: the most expensive Colour of plastic glove: gold |
Favourite food: jellied eelsFavourite toothpaste: Beaver flavour Toothpick: Platinum Dental instrument: the probe Masked: even in bed. Smock or causal top: three piece suit Marital status: happily blissfully married to Mrs Tremlett Favourite word: Cash Favourite Footballer: Lampard (a genius) Most hated footballer: Alan Smith Animal: Cougar |
